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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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fedorasandtea:

If you don’t have levi cleaning up your blog here you go

fedorasandtea:

If you don’t have levi cleaning up your blog here you go

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

Me: *wakes up from nap*
Why does it smell like pot in here?

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.